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This Book is Awful!
Don't waste your hard-earned money. This book is terrible. There is a typo in the first chapter. Chapter ONE! Sure the rest of the book is embarrassingly free of errors, but you have to wade through motorcycle jargon like "RUB", "poser", and stuff that makes it really hard to understand.Then there's the false advertising. Right there on the cover it says "Bedtime stories for motorcycle hoodlums...". But I ran out of material so I included stuff about my childhood, hitch hiking, flying airplanes, and junk that you're probably not interested in.
Furthermore, the construction is cheesy. The cover curls and the pages get dirty real easy. But I had to get it published somehow, and I was running low on money so I got a bargain publisher to do it for me and seriously, you don't want this ugly piece of crap in your living room. People will eventually see it sitting there and they'll excuse themselves and leave your dinner party and go outside and talk about YOU.
I don't want that on my conscience. Find a copy somewhere else and stick it in your pocket. Resist the temptation to read it...just drop it in the shredder. Your family will notice that you stand a little straighter, walk with a little more swagger, say what you mean and stand by your word. Strangers in bars will buy you free drinks.
History will thank you. Mankind itself will thank you. And, humbly, I thank you.
Jon Etheredge
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